Showing posts with label Tuscaloosa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tuscaloosa. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

SI Article


When I was younger, I had a subscription to Sports Illustrated. And for a long time, SI had some pretty darn good sports writing in it.

I don't know about the quality of the writing in SI now, but I do know there's a good article that is the feature for the May 23rd edition.

"Terror, Tragedy and Hope in Tuscaloosa" by Lars Anderson takes a look at the tornado and its effects from a sports-related point of view, and it's a good read.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Capstone

Tuscaloosa is

wood smoke
                   billowing                                        direction;
                             out                       northeasterly
                                of                    in a
                                  barbeque joint
                                                           
houndstooth applied indiscriminately;

ruins;

our upstairs law student neighbor moaning and whining in pleasure
                                                            as her and her boyfriend with
                                                            the “Yes, yes, right there!”
                                                            the “ooohs”
                                                            it stops,
                                                            the quick footsteps to the bathroom;

intact;

the brick envelope of stale beer,
                                          the graffiti that reads, “The Paranoids are after me”;

debris;

sweat, metal bleachers, shakers,
                                                and fascination;

four seasons—not the regular variety: a spring, a concise Minnesota summer, a summer of oppression, and autumn;

a drive, a stadium, a dorm, a high school, a conference center—all Bryant;

a Baptist hangover;

magnolia lotus-like;

white pillars;

race and religion;

bourbon-coated eyes;

a professor explaining that if you’re going to study Aristotle, then you have to read Nichomachean Ethics—all stated in an accent New Orleanian;

two Shaggies in a 4 Runner sharing a Bob Marley joint at a stoplight and listening to 
Widespread
Panic;

Roll Tide as a general affirmation;

the safety of bathtubs and closets;

pine straw;

fun as sex on Sunday morning;

vowels that extend for a good while;

home.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

A Circuitous Route to a Tuscaloosa Issue


After reading Roxane Gay's blog and ordering two books from her Tiny Hardcore Press, I ventured to the blog of Bian Oliu. Oliu is a creative writer who currently lives in T-Town, and his book, So You Know It's Me, is forthcoming this June.

After reading a few of his blog posts, I then ventured to the auspices of The Offending Adam, another website I was not aware of.

At Offending Adam this week, they're having a Tuscaloosa issue.

As Nik De Dominic, the editor The Offending Adam, relates, "You will see from this collection of writing from people connected to Tuscaloosa that Tuscaloosa is boozy, ghostly, quiet, funny, sad; it is the seasons, a mythic place, the trunk of a car, red clay, a hammer, a bird, bratty sometimes, a train spike, a blurry view, bridges, an escape, a purgatory; that is it graceful, and it is lordly. That it is not gone. I know that Tuscaloosa may be broken and that Tuscaloosa may be bruised but that Tuscaloosa will recover."

Roll Tide to that.

And check out the writing, folks.

Bamastuff.com is selling the t-shirt above that goes toward relief efforts. Every member of the Nasty family is getting one.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Road Trip & Tuscaloosa


I heard about the disaster in Tuscaloosa this morning when I read the news reports and viewed videos of the tornado that decimated T-Town.

But then I had to travel to Iowa because my dad's heart surgery was scheduled for tomorrow. As I got near Iowa City, my sister informed me that the surgery isn't going to happen because once they checked my dad's blood, they found the white blood count and kidney levels too high to do the double bypass. So we wait for about another month.

So now I'm here in Waterloo to visit with my parents and siblings for another day, and I head back on Saturday.

On the way up, I thought about my dad of course, but I also pondered the state of emergency in Tuscaloosa. It sounds as the tornado ripped right through the main thoroughfare in the city and just east of the Capstone. For all I know, the apartment where Mrs. Nasty and I first lived together as a married couple could be gone, wiped by the destruction.

Because of a city I love, it's been painful watching the news.

The picture below is of the Cedar Crest neighborhood right off 15th where our old apartment was/is.


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Clap On... Clap Off...

On occasion, I'll buy a cheezy t-shirt.

If you need visual proof of that statement, check out my "Sucker for a Cheap T-Shirt" post from August of '10.

One of my favorites is a shirt I bought for one of my buddies when I lived in Tuscaloosa. Emblazoned on the front of it was this statement: "Tuscaloosa: A Drinking Town with a Football Problem."

Classy, eh?

When the Nasty family spent the night in a hotel near the Indy airport before our trip the next day during our spring break trip, we stopped into Target to do some shopping. I couldn't resist a royal blue t-shirt in the clearance rack with an advertisement for the Clapper.

You remember that gadget and its commercial, don't you?

If you need reminded, check out the video below.



One of the drawbacks to watching this classic 80s commercial is that the crude earworm of "Clap On... Clap Off..." may infect your brain.

After I showed the video to my kids tonight, they were chanting the lyrics: "Clap on... Clap off."

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Random Thoughts on Music

I was listening to Blind Melon's debut album today, and like other albums and songs out there, certain songs or bands rekindle memories.

When listening to Blind Melon, I recall the Gin Mill, its parties, Anchorman, and brotherhood. "Tones of Home" reminds me of Roy.

Songs from Gun 'n Roses provide multiple memories: "Paradise City" (theme for senior year homecoming), "Patience" (living with Chuck), and of course "Welcome to the Jungle." 

Camper Van Beethoven, R.E.M., and The Replacements remind me of high school. I listened to them a lot.

The Kudzu Kings & Blue Mountain recall Oxford, Mississippi in all of its splendor.

The Drive-By Truckers are quintessential Alabama--"Never Gonna Change."

The Gourds' version of "Gin & Juice" brings back a memory of when I was listening to the song at a stop light on Bryant Drive in Tuscaloosa and I noticed two frat boys in a 4Runner next to me smoking a huge Bob Marley joint. 

And Jay Farrar's "Cahokian" and "Feel Free" remind me of St. Louis because of the references.