Random Notes from a Crank

I was watching an episode of Archer the other day, and Sterling Archer said this: "Introspection is the enemy of happiness." 

I'm worried Moscow Don is going to steal this election via his unfounded lawsuits. 

While it's clear to most people who work within the bounds of reason that Biden won the presidency, I'm going to be a Debbie Downer on the Senate. One, Maine reelected Collins, and dumbass Joni Ernst won in Iowa, and it is clear the Democrats didn't flip North Carolina. And in Alabama, a carpetbagger who doesn't know shit about policy won: Tommy Tubberville. 

While I hold out hope that Stacey Abrams and her infrastructure she built can win both Senate seats, but I'm not optimistic. 

Music Friday: "Danger Zone"

In honor of that compilation of danger-zone moments from Archer, this Music Friday I'm getting all Kenny Loggins on you. I have been always more fond of "I'm Alright" from Caddyshack fame, but here's that Top Gun video.

Stay Positive: Archer Quotations for Everyday Use

If you are a fan of the adult, sometimes raunchy, animated TV series Archer, you should appreciate "All the Archer Quotes You Should Be Using in Everyday Conversation." 

I'm a fan of "I swear to god I had something for this," "Phrasing," "That's how you get ants," "Boop," and "Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots." 

All these quotes will be helpful if you ever find yourself in the .......... Danger Zone.