This blog will host my ramblings about life. To be a bit more specific, I'll probably focus on these subjects: music, sports, food, the everyday beauty of life, and the comedy/tragedy/absurdity of our existence. That about covers it.
Friday, April 4, 2025
Unpopular Opinion: David Bowie Is Just Ok
Tuesday, September 26, 2023
Unpopular Opinion: The Lyrics of Bon Jovi Suck
I was listening to the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame SiriusXM channel the other day, and a Bon Jovi song came on.
I immediately turned the channel.
Bon Jovi's lyrics are terrible.
It's like the dude picked a bunch of cliches and patched them together. It's just bad writing.
Take, for example, the lyrics of one of the band's biggest hits, "You Give Love a Bad Name."
Here is a list of tired cliches from that song:
- shot through the heart
- you're to blame
- you give [insert noun here] a bad name
- put me through hell
- loaded gun
- nowhere to run
- damage is done
- play my part
- play my game
- blood red
- school boy's dream
Monday, May 15, 2023
Unpopular Opinion: No Doubt Was Not a Good Band
I'm trying out a new feature for this blog. I'm calling it the "unpopular opinion" feature.
I love the music of the 90s. I had a lot of fun in the 90s. I graduated high school in 1989 and was in a college environment throughout the decade. And the decade featured some great music when Mtv was still playing videos and "alternative" rock and grunge were king.
No Doubt, however, never jived with me. I like bands with female lead singers, but I don't think Gwen Stefani is that great.
To me, No Doubt was just a white bread rip-off of Fishbone. Stefani even admitted that she took her fashion cues from Angelo Moore. And they did the ska-rock thing to a certain extent.
When one of their songs comes on any of the SiriusXM stations I listen to, I'm very likely to turn the channel. Their songs do nothing for me.
No Doubt was not a good band.
Thursday, May 14, 2020
My Top Twenty Jason Isbell Songs Prior to Reunions
Of course, musical tastes vary, so the lists have some sleepers, but they also tend to favor slower odes that are introspective. I like those. They are powerful, no doubt.
I, however, tend to lean toward more rock-oriented songs, so I will just get that bias out of the way.
Here are my top twenty Isbell songs, and I am not including any songs from Reunions.
20. "Different Days"
Isbell is a master at presenting narratives of characters we might not focus on. The persona looks back at himself while considering how he would have interacted with a stripper.
19. "24 Frames"
One of my favorite lyrics is "You thought God was an architect./ Now you know/ he's something like a pipe bomb/ ready to blow./ And everything you built that's all for show/ goes up in flames/ in twenty-four frames."
18. "Cover Me Up"
The opening tune of Southeastern is a favorite of many Isbell fans if you go by the lists that travel about the InterWebs. It's about recovery and beautifully arranged. It's a solid song.
17. "Stockholm"
A song about a Swedish city. But it's really about missing a girl.
16. "Grown"
This song off his first album is sorely under appreciated. It's a tight narrative about a young boy having feelings for an older woman. "Are you still dancing to 'Purple Rain'?" "You taught me how to lust."
15. "Dress Blues"
This tune was a staple of his early shows, and I suspect he still plays it. As most people know, it was written for his friend who died overseas, which he relates at the start of this video.
14. "The Life You Chose"
This is a great song about coming back and realizing things are different and regret. In two stanzas he references "Jack and Coke" and The Bell Jar. The man is obviously well read.
13. "Alabama Pines"
The jangly guitar riff sets the tone well, and Shires' fiddle works as a backdrop on this tune. To me, it's a song about loneliness. It's a pleasant ear worm.
12. "Outfit"
I had to get this tune in the top twenty. I debated between this song and "TVA," but this is one of my favorites. This song features good advice from Dad.
11. "Songs She Sang in the Shower"
This is another underrated song in his catalog that showcases his wry wit. He incorporates Monty Python's "Bring Out Your Dead," for God's sake.
10. "Never Gonna Change"
This is one of the stronger songs on one of the best ever Southern rock albums: The Dirty South.
9. "Streetlights"
This tune has always captured me: a guy sitting at a bar, closing it down, wondering what happened to a lass he wants, and then stumbling back to where he's gonna crash. I guess I can relate.
8. "Elephant"
I remember when he tweeted about writing this song. As he's stated before, you know it's a powerful song when people cry when hearing it in concert. "We burn these joints in effigy/ and cry about what we used to be./ Try to ignore the elephant somehow./ Somehow..."
7. "White Man's World"
A fitting and poignant rumination on white privilege.
6. "Soldiers Get Strange"
Of the trio of songs about veterans, this is my favorite. As he stated when I saw him in concert years ago, it's a song about PTSD.
5. "Stopping By"
It's a great song about something many people deal with: an absent parent. "I think the best of me is still standing in the doorway."
4. "Speed Trap Town"
This tune weaves a tightly knit story about loss. At the end when the persona wakes up next to Indian mound, I always think about Moundville, AL.
3. "Goddamn Lonely Love" (Live from Alabama version)
This is one of his songs that will be played at my funeral. "The sun's a desperate star that burns like every single one before."
2. "Relatively Easy"
In times like these, you got put things into perspective.
1. "Hope the High Road"
Whether you agree with statements in the song or not, it's a hell of a tune.
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
Random Notes from a Crank
That's a solid description of Moscow Don.
I got it from an article in the May issue of Harper's by Thomas Frank: "The Pessimistic Style in American Politics: And Its Eternal War on Reform."
For someone like me who is rather particular about the type of toilet paper his family uses, people hoarding TP angers me. I'm a regular user of Cottonelle and Quilted Northern, but those brands are rarely in stock at my local supermarket unless I go early in the morning. The highbrow Aldi brand TP gets the job done, but it is not as comforting on the nether regions as the aforementioned brands.
This weekend apparently was one that The Spectrum on SiriusXM featured Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks songs. Fleetwood Mac is highly regarded band from critics, but it was never a group I got into.
Their tunes are all right, but they are not one of those bands or artists that make me turn the channel like Aerosmith, the Eagles, and Journey.
In an interview in Esquire, Jason Isbell mentioned Neutral Milk Hotel, a band that made two highly acclaimed indie rock albums in the 90s. That's a band that I need to check out, which sent me to Amazon Music to listen to the album In the Airplane Over the Sea.
Wednesday, March 27, 2019
Random Notes from a Crank
I've whittled it down to three teams:
I've been watching the hell out of Bosch on Amazon prime. I usually like a good cop drama, and Bosch is a solid offering. I like the lead actor, Titus Welliver, who plays Harry Bosch, but I only remember him from his past performance as a minor character on Deadwood.
There are so many good TV series out there to watch via Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon that my book reading is suffering.
I finally finished Punisher, but I still need to get back to The Umbrella Academy and finish that series.
I started watching the old series Justified with Timothy Olyphant, a series I half-heartedly watched when it aired. I will say that the Nazi/white supremacist crap in episode 1 turned me off considering the current times and occupant of the White House.
As I was walking the dog the other day, I thought about one of these hypothetical questions that sometimes rambles through my brain. My thought was about the icons of classic rock and which artist I could not do without.
To me, there are four major classic rock icons from the 60s/early 70s era:
- The Beatles
- The Rolling Stones
- The Who
- Jimi Hendrix
This is probably not the most popular pick, but of those four, my favorite artist is Hendrix. I have just always been drawn to his blues-influenced rock. I like all of those four of course. They are incredibly influential bands. But if I could only have one in my musical rotation, I'm going with Jimi.
I used to listen the hell out of the Beatles, Stones, and The Who though. When I was younger, I taped Beatles LPs from my siblings' collections and got them on cassette tape. I had a number of number of The Who albums on cassette, and I listened to the Stones Greatest Hits album a ton.
If you drop a penny one day and know you dropped it but didn't pick it up, and if the next day you pick it up, can you say the rhyme and get good luck? Asking for a friend...
Thursday, August 30, 2018
Stay Positive: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
It was a fun experience. In fact, if I'm ever in the area again, I'd like to tour that place again. What follows are some photos/highlights from the trip.
The front entry when we were there featured recent inductees, of which was Pearl Jam, one of my favorite bands.
Next is Vedder's notebook, which shows a draft of "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town," aka "Small Town," from Vs.
And here's Vedder's vintage typewriter.
The museum also had a feature exhibit on Mellencamp. Here's a draft of one of my favorite songs of his, "Longest Days."
Of course, they also like to feature the famous attire of the stars. Below of two of Hendrix's fly outfits.
And what we have here is a draft of the famous "Purple Haze."
Of course, guitars are going to be featured. It is the rock and roll hall of fame after all.
Here is the late Chris Cornell's Les Paul.
That one above and the one below, Cobain's,was in the case featuring Grunge.
Here's one of Marvin Gaye's smooth-ass jackets.
And of course, the Beatles were featured prominently later in the museum. Here's McCartney's jacket from the early days of the band and Lennon's famous t-shirt.
It was also awesome to see Muddy Waters's guitar and Bootsy Collins's bad-ass bass.
Ringo's drum kit was one of the few kits featured when we were there.
At the very end the Hall of Fame featured bands from the Midwest, which there were a lot. One of the highlights of that display for me was the demo tape from The Replacements. Lay it down, Clowns.
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
Random Notes from a Crank
But I have one major gripe. The place didn't have any public water fountains. And I wasn't about to buy any bottled water because bottled water is a scam.
I hereby propose that any public or private facility built in the future must have public water fountains. Access to clean water should be a universal human right.
Speaking of dance competitions, I would bet someone a pretty good sum of money that dance competitions will always have at least one of these musical choices: the song "Jet Set," a song from Hairspray, a Michael Jackson number where dancers dress like him, a song from Annie, or a song from Chicago.
If I had the means, I'd be investing big-time into a legalized sports gambling venture since the Supreme Court has legalized sports betting.
The article "Power Shift: Fracking Changed Everything. Now What?" by Glen Martin is worth a read if you care about the future of energy. It's a substantial long-form article that takes a realistic look at energy production.
Friday, October 6, 2017
Music Friday: "Brighter Days"
It's a great track from the first album.
Thursday, July 6, 2017
Random Notes from a Crank
In other good news featured in "Briefly," an appeals court is at least slowing down MoscowDon's EPA decision to gut regulations about methane.
James Hohlman in The Washington Post shows how MoscowDon's asinine "Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity" is not only nonsense but also an attack on the values of some
Our new car, a family edition (has a third row if desired) Nissan Rogue, came with SiriusXM radio, so when I get to drive the car (it is Mrs. Nasty's primary car), I like to explore the radio stations they offer. For the most part, I've settled into a number of "Rock" stations that I alternate among: The Spectrum, Lithium, Alt Nation, First Wave, Pearl Jam, E Street, and Underground Garage. I also listen to Real Jazz, Bluesville, Outlaw Country, and Bluegrass Junction from time to time.
I wish they offered some kind of "Americana" music station.
Monday, February 20, 2017
Random Notes from a Crank
Mrs. Nasty got a new car, and it has Sirius XM radio. I was pleasantly surprised to see that under the rock category there's a Pearl Jam radio along with stations devoted to Springsteen, Tom Petty, and some station that presents live performances often from "jam bands." I hadn't listened to Yonder Mountain String Band and moe in a good while.
Swedish officials mocked Moscow Don's bullshit. Check out this article from The Guardian. It's not surprising that 45 takes his policy nonsense from FoxNews because he's unlikely to read anything that has depth and decent analysis. We now have a country being steered by the crap presented by FoxNews. Margot Wallstrom is smart as a whip: “Both functioning democracy and constructive cooperation between states require us to speak with, and not about, each other, to honour agreements and to allow ideas to compete. They also require us to respect science, facts and the media, and to acknowledge each other’s wisdom.”
The former prime minister tweeted this: “Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking? Questions abound." I doubt Moscow Don is a smoker of Mary Jane, but it wouldn't surprise me if he did or does cocaine (remember all that sniffing during the debates?). Regardless, the real drug is the programming on FoxNews.
And here's an article of real journalism from the Washington Post that shows that crime is not on the rise in Sweden and Germany. Facts vs. Bullshit. Link: "Here's What's Happening There."
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Random Notes from a Crank
Which leads me to this satirical take about why certain people dislike/don't trust/hate Hillary Clinton: "All the Terrible Things Hillary Clinton Has Done - In One Big List."
Regardless, both cases make me think about how the justice system is rigged for wealthy individuals with connections.
Nontheless, I'd rather vote for the Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson than Trump.
My favorite candidate is Jill Stein, Green Party presidential candidate, but I'm still voting for Hillary.
I'm behind on getting some new music. The Avett Brothers and Sarah Jarosz have new albums, and I'm intrigued by the new album by Sarah Watkins.
This article will make you think differently about the hot dog. But why do the good ones taste so damn good?
I've only read two of of Philip K. Dick's novels, The Man in the High Castle and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, both of which I enjoyed immensely. I had heard he had a troubled background as many artists do, and a new book uncovers his troublesome life. "Philip K. Dick's Divine, Amphetamine-Fueled Madness" sheds some light on the author. It's adapted from the writer's full-length book.
This morning I was looking at a piece of art from another troubled artist, Jackson Pollock.
Monday, August 17, 2015
Random Notes from a Crank
- Cleaning the bathroom vs. cleaning out the garage
- Explosive diarrhea vs. talking about religion with your mother-in-law
- Explaining what an agnostic is vs. explaining the Gospel of Thomas and why it didn't get into the Bible to a conservative Christian
- Vodka vs. Rum (both are really poor choices)
- Keg stand vs. beer bong
- Donald Trump vs. Ross Perot
- The tax-exempt status of churches vs. corporate welfare
- Listening to someone talk about his or her love for Wilco vs. Listening to someone talk about his or her love for Taylor Swift
- Someone making comments about teachers getting the summer "off" vs. someone making comments that it's the teacher's fault, not the student's
- Calling someone out on their underlying racist comments vs. calling someone out on their underlying sexist comments
I belong to a mass group on Facebook called "You Might Be From Waterloo/Cedar Falls Iowa If Your Remember..." A recent post talked about Bishop's Buffet at Crossroads Mall. My parents and I ate at that place all the time. We were regulars. It was one of those old style cafeterias. You'd slide along your tray and pick out what you want. The line would begin with salads. Then it would be desserts and breads. Then you'd turn, and next were entrees followed by sides and drinks. It was a good place to get my pie fix taken care of. Below is a three-part photo array of the place.
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Random Notes from a Crank
- I love needles. [counter of the often said, "I hate needles."]
- It's the heat, not the humidity.
- I enjoy standing in line. [which reminds me of a humorous story about a guy whose hobby is "queuing"]
- I wish this meeting could go longer.
- You need to think inside the box [I might actually use this one because I despise the cliche, "thinking outside the box."]
- We need to be retroactive.
- It is what it isn't.
- Take the low road.
- I don't teach or believe in critical thinking.
- Let's go find my future ex-wife. [I think I've actually said that, however.]
The Nasty household has gotten back to making popcorn the old fashioned way. I use a cast-iron Dutch oven, use three tablespoons of veggie oil, and a half cup of popcorn kernels. Good stuff, people.
Monday, December 22, 2014
Top Twentysomething Albums of 2014
Like I did in 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013, I'm providing my top twenty albums that came out this year. After the top twenty, there's a list of albums that deserve honorable mention.
As for the year in music, from my perspective, this year didn't produce the quality of albums that I have gotten accustomed to from the past few years. Maybe it's just my personal music tastes, but the previous four years seem stronger in quality and quantity.
Favorite songs: "Time Shows Fools," "Wanna Be a Stranger," "My Baby Drives," and "Single Mothers"
15. Keb' Mo', Bluesamericana
I hadn't bought a Keb Mo album in a good while. This year's album got good reviews, so I picked it up. Though it's a bit too polished for my taste at times, he offers a strong set of songs on this album. If you're hankering for some blues, this was a good option this year. On some songs, such as "Old Me Better," there are ragtime influences.
Favorite songs: "Old Me Better," "The Worst Is Yet to Come," "Do It Right," and "Move"
16. The Secret Sisters, Put Your Needle Down
Their debut album was widely lauded by critics. I think their sophomore album is even stronger. In contrast to the old timey feel of the first album, these songs sound more original and a bit more dark. Nice work, ladies.
Favorite songs: "Black and Blue," "Rattle My Bones," "Let There Be Lonely," and "I Cannot Find a Way"
17. Trampled by Turtles, Wild Animals
The bluegrass dudes from Duluth scored another fine album this year. In comparison to other releases, Wild Animals is, in general, a slower paced affair. But it's good.
Favorite songs: "Western World," "Are You Behind the Shining Star?," "Repetition," and "Winners"
18. Sturgill Simpson, Metamodern Sounds in Country Music
I don't have Simpson's first album, but this album is a definite breath of fresh air for country music. It contrasts, thankfully, to the bro-country offerings of schmucks like Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, et al. This is country music that's old school, and that's a very good thing.
Favorite songs: "Life of Sin," "Turtles All the Way Down," "It Ain't All Flowers," and "Living the Dream"
19. Counting Crows, Somewhere Under Wonderland
Yes, these guys are still around. I hadn't bought one of the band's albums since Hard Candy (2002). I doubt any of these songs were big hits on the charts like how the band captured the music industry's attention with August and Everything After, but if you yearn for good poppy rock music, this album is worth your time.
Favorite songs: "John Appleseed's Lament," "Scarecrow," "Dislocation," and "Palisades Park"
20. The Barr Brothers, Sleeping Operator
If you missed their first album, you should start with that one. Sleeping Operator is a good second offering, but I think I could sum up this album in one word: atmospheric. It's a good listen if you're in the mood for that kind of music.
Favorite songs: "Valhallas," "Even the Darkness Has Arms," "Wolves," and "Static Orphans"
Honorable Mentions
The Bad Plus, Inevitable Western
Delta Spirit, Into the Wild
The Afghan Wigs, Do To the Beast
Rod Picott, Hang Your Hopes on a Crooked Nail
Shovels and Rope, Swimmin' Time