This blog will host my ramblings about life. To be a bit more specific, I'll probably focus on these subjects: music, sports, food, the everyday beauty of life, and the comedy/tragedy/absurdity of our existence. That about covers it.
Sunday, March 2, 2025
Random Notes from a Crank
Friday, June 16, 2023
Musing of the Moment: The Confederate History of the Gadsden Flag
Laurie Brodie wrote an interesting article in the The Washington Post that reveals the crooked history of the Gadsden flag.
Here's a link to the gifted article: "The Disgraced Confederate History of the 'Don't Tread on Me' Flag"
I dislike the flag because of its association with anti-government nutjobs and the followers of Moscow Don.
However, I didn't know the history of its use in the Civil War. It makes sense though because Gadsden was from South Carolina.
Friday, February 5, 2021
Musing of the Moment: Searching for a New Word for T****
If you've been reading this blog for a long time or for a short time, it's clear I despise the 45th president.
On a related note, I like to play card games, especially spades and euchre.
I am on a search for different world to use in place for trump. I don't want to utter Moscow Don's last name because it just makes me angry, among other unhelpful emotions. I'm taking my cue from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in that they use this to present his name: "T****."
So here are some possible replacements for a word that replace t****:
- Stopper
- Closer
- Changer
- Biden
- Putin
- Secret Jewish Laser Satellite
- Antifa
Friday, October 2, 2020
Random Notes from a Crank
Now it's just a matter of days before Rose gets sold and Foyth and Sessengon are put out on loan.
Moscow Don got Covid-19. Even though he's known for being a germaphobe, it's no surprise he got it. Apparently, they did debate prep without masks. I guess thoughts and prayers are in order to that douche bag. Still, what a bunch of clowns.
The debate commission has plans to make the next two debates more orderly. The only move that will help is giving the moderator the power to mute the tRump's microphone when Biden is being asked a question or when Biden is talking.
The article, "How the Virus Won" or "How the Pandemic Defeated America," in the The Atlantic is essential reading for when the next pandemic hits. It's not a matter of if, but it's a matter of when.
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Random Notes from a Crank
People will say it was a "shit show," but the reality is that it was a shit show because of Trump with his constant interruptions, lies, and bullshit.
As Rainn Wilson posted on FB in obvious reference to the 45th president's performance, "My parents taught me that it was rude and disrespectful to interrupt people."
Regardless, during a presidential debate, the sitting president gave a shout-out to a white nationalist group and advocated for voter suppression. Class act.
I checked the Real Clear Politics website this morning to check on the Senate races, and much to my pleasant surprise, the South Carolina Senate race has moved to "toss up." I hope Jaime Harrison is running ads that point out Lindsey Graham's multiple levels of hypocrisy.
I contributed to Theresa Greenfield's campaign. Durbin is likely to easily retain his Senate seat in Illinois, but I'd love to see an Democrat from Iowa in the Senate.
As the New York Times reported about Moscow Don's tax returns, he's in deep debt. He has loans coming due that amount to 421 million dollars. And the reason he hasn't paid much in taxes over the years because he's a terrible businessman. A person in that much debt holding political office is a serious national security threat.
As a result, he's Putin's lapdog.
What a con artist.
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Musing of the Moment: The Best Words
The words above are the verbal filler that Moscow Don uses when he gives a speech. And I compiled these during a highly scripted speech.
Regardless, this is a worst-case scenario: a pandemic hits the US while the country is being led by a science-averse clown. And it's a pandemic because the country is being led by a science-averse clown.
Sunday, December 29, 2019
Random Notes from a Crank
That was a mistake. It's not that's it's bad, but I just prefer bourbon. I should have spent that kind of money on Eagle Rare, Evan Williams Single Barrel, Four Roses Single Barrel, or some other kind of high-dollar, excellent bourbon like 1792.
With the cursory research I've done on single malt Scotches, if I'm going to shell out some money for that kind of juice, from the description of them, I should invest my booze dollars on Scotches from the Isle of Isley, specifically Lagavulin and Laphroaig. I like whiskey with a lot of character ~ lots of oak or lots of peat. Isley whiskies sound like the type of Scotch that I might prefer. That and Johnnie Walker Black. The smokier the better.
Which gets me to the idea that I should get a smoker. But now I'm on to food.
A few days ago I patched together a soup/stew from some ingredients I need to use before they got too far along. I had a half head of cabbage and some cauliflower, so I cut up the cabbage and cauliflower, dumped in some chicken and beef stock, and added a pound of smoked kielbasa. Add in freshly cracked black pepper, granulated garlic, and some bouquet garni, and it's a decent dinner for this here crank.
Moscow Don's impeachment is an exercise for the GOP putting party over country. What a murder of clowns.
Saturday, March 16, 2019
Random Notes from a Crank
Meanwhile a majority of the GOP and Moscow Don either don't want to do anything about climate change or stupidly describe it as a "hoax."
Clowns.
Stupid, stupid clowns.
Their nonsense reminds me of a great quotation from a fine book by Catherine Nixey: The Darkening Age: The Christian Destruction of the Classical World:
- "One can achieve a great deal by the blunt weapons of indifference and sheer stupidity."
Here in Illinois, the state legislature has passed a law that is going to the new Governor that is making the legal age of buying tobacco products at age 21. I don't know about this bill. If there is any legal age that needs to be changed, the legal age to buy alcohol should move back down to 18. I do see teenagers vaping as a major issue, however.
Friday, March 24, 2017
Music Friday: "Pure Comedy"
So yesterday I purchased I Love You, Honeybear.
I'm looking forward to the new release, Pure Comedy. Here's the title track with lyrics afterward.
"Pure Comedy"
Our brains are way too big for our mothers' hips.
And so Nature, she divines this alternative.
We emerged half-formed and hope that whoever greets us on the other end
Is kind enough to fill us in.
And, babies, that's pretty much how it's been ever since.
Like, say, that half of us are periodically iron deficient.
So somebody's got to go kill something while I look after the kids.
I'd do it myself, but what, are you going to get this thing its milk?
He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt, we can switch.
It's hard not to fall in love with something so helpless.
Ladies, I hope we don't end up regretting this.
Just waiting until the part where they start to believe
They're at the center of everything.
And some all-powerful being endowed this horror show with meaning.
They worship themselves, yet they're totally obsessed
With risen zombies, celestial virgins, magic tricks, these unbelievable outfits.
And they get terribly upset
When you question their sacred texts
Written by woman-hating epileptics.
Their confusion somehow makes them more sure.
They build fortunes poisoning their offspring
And hand out prizes when someone patents the cure.
Where did they find these goons they elected to rule them?
What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable?
These mammals are hell-bent on fashioning new gods,
So they can go on being godless animals.
Their horizons that just forever recede.
And how's this for irony, their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs
That they never ever have to leave.
The only thing that seems to make them feel alive is the struggle to survive.
But the only thing that they request is something to numb the pain with
Until there's nothing human left.
Just random matter suspended in the dark.
I hate to say it, but each other's all we got.
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Random Notes from a Crank
Here's a greatest hits from the first six weeks of the show posted on sheknows.com: "8 Times Samantha Bee Has Positively Owned Late Night."
The other day my daughter and I were watching the program, and she said, "I want to be like her," meaning she wants to be someone who does investigative reporting and calls out people on their bullshit.
This is the same young lady who volunteered to enter a speech contest and won second without any help from her parents. If she does it again next year, I'm going to make sure I consult on the speech. Next time we'll be gunning for first.
Seth Meyers had a nice piece on the nonsense of trickle-down economics happening in Kansas. Those policies are as dumb as a box of dildos. Literally.
"Why Donald Trump Is Wrong about Manufacturing Jobs and China" from The New Yorker is an interesting read. I wrote about reshoring in 2012 and 2013. I'd still like to see more jobs come back to the U.S.A. One move both Trump and Sanders have made is tapping into resentment about "free trade." In fact, Trump talks like a protectionist, which among other Trump-based matters, is roiling the GOP establishment.
Unfortunately, Sports Illustrated has predicted that the Cubs will be in the World Series this season. That's bad news because SI is notorious for being horrible at predictions.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Stay Positive: Kickball
Not until a few days ago I hadn't used the term "ghost runner" since I was a kid. Now I'm using it all the time.
Besides some typical April rainy weather, it's been quite nice lately, and the kids and I -- well, my son and I mainly -- have been playing kickball in our front yard.
It's a sweet game. All you need are bases and a ball. It's a mash-up of dodge ball and baseball. Once the ball has been kicked, the runner is fair game unless he or she is on a base.
I look forward to playing this game much more this summer. Game on, clowns.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Thoughts on the Cubs
However, when he gets dealt this season--and there's really no if related to that prospect--it should be interesting. Do they deal him now and plug in Campana, Mather, and Johnson while Brett Jackson waits to get called up? Or it's possible they wait a while to ship out Byrd, who seems like a stand-up guy by all accounts, later in the season if a contending club is more desperate due to injuries and/or underachievement. They're not going to get much for Byrd right now, I think, so I suspect they'll take their time.
Interestingly, the two teams that have inquired about Byrd is telling. Both of these NL East teams sense significant weakness from the Phillies with Utley having knee problems and Howard still out with his injury.
But back to the Cubs.
I wrote about the team's possible 2012 starting lineup previously.
But here's what I think it'll look like at the end of the season:
Starting Lineup:
1. Brett Jackson (CF)
2. David DeJesus (RF)
3. Starlin Castro (SS)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Geovany Soto (C)
6. Ian Stewart (3B)
7. Alfonso Soriano (LF)
8. Darwin Barney (2B)
Starting Rotation:
1. Matt Garza
2. Ryan Dempster
3. Paul Maholm
4. Chris Volstad
5. Jeff Samardzija
Bullpen:
Closer: Kerry Wood
Set-Up Man: Some Dude
Set-Up Man: Some Dude
The two players who I'm tempted to take out of the lineup are Soriano and Garza. The Cubs openly fielded offers for Garza in the off-season, so it's a strong possibility they'll deal him if the prospects they get in return are worth it.
As for Soriano, they obviously want to deal that albatross of a contract, but whether he leaves depends on how much the organization is willing to eat of the crazy-ass contract that clown Hendry inked him to.
I'm also thinking the Cubs deal Marmol.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Angry at a Clown
And I'm even more angry at Cubs GM Jim Hendry. Remember that guy? He's the fellow who signed Alfonso Soriano to a crazy deal and brought the Milton Bradley/Carlos Silva fiasco to the Friendly Confines.
I will credit him with dealing Fukudome to Cleveland for two prospects before the deadline. Of course, the Cubs had to eat a ton of the right fielder's salary, but the deal frees up roster space for younger players to get more experience. Then again, I suspect Quade will platoon Reed Johnson and Tyler Colvin in right field. Sigh.
But there were three guys on the current roster who other teams had interest in: Aramis Ramirez, Marlon Byrd, and Carlos Pena.
With Ramirez, sure, he has a no-trade clasue. But the way his contract is structured is that if he had been traded to a team (such as the Angels who were interested), then his option year (2012) vests. Ramirez would have been guaranteed a one-year contract over his market value even at a position (3B) of limited depth. But ole Hendry signed A-Ram to a deal with a no-trade clause, and he couldn't sell him on waiving it even though he'd be guaranteed a fat contract next year with a different ball club.
But let's look at the guys who the Cubs front office might have had some control over in a deal. That clown Hendry decided that they weren't going to trade either Byrd or Pena. That makes sense, right? The Cubs have been out of the NL Central race for quite some time, but let's not deal any veterans who would have given the current roster and/or farm system a needed boost.
As much as I like Byrd, if there was a decent deal that would have sent him somewhere, it makes sense to deal him and call up Brett Jackson or heck let Campana play there for the rest of season. What do they have to lose except more games?
But Hendry not dealing Pena really pisses me off. Sure, Pena is probably the back-up plan if the Cubs don't sign Prince Fielder in the off-season, but if you deal him for a prospect or two now, it's not like you can't sign him for next season since he has a one-year contract. Jesus H. Christ...
While Pena stays put in Chicago, Baltimore deals Derrek Lee, who has a one-year contract, to the Pirates for prospects.
Knowing my luck as a Cubs fan, Hendry will be retained as GM, and he'll sign Pujols to a ten-year contract, a Soriano-like deal that is good for the first few years but becomes awful later on.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Embrace This
Monday, April 25, 2011
Random Notes from a Crank
This weekend I watched a number of TV programs, and they informed me that having a dog helps prevent heart disease, and the same goes for gardening. Some research out there provides a causal link that says people who garden having less of a chance of heart problems and stress in general.
I can see why someone would try to make that claim since there is a therapeutic aspect of gardening. And you can get some low-impact sort of exercise, I guess. But what about the weeds? They don't create stress. But possibly anger? I look down at my rows of lettuce, spinach, shallots, and carrots, and I think, "I just pulled some of you bastards a little while ago."
Obviously, I should have sprung for a bagged mower, so I could put grass clippings in between the rows. That's a veteran move my dad used in his garden all the time.
But to dogs. I can see how they reduce stress, but then again, these studies don't account for the constant picking up of poop or the barking. I'm a dog lover--don't get me wrong. Darby has been a great dog for us, so I'm not saying I dislike my dog or something.
A couple of programs the kids and I watched were on Animal Planet. They featured certain breeds, and one of shows focused on my favorite: the English Springer Spaniel. Loyal, smart, obedient, easy to train, great with kids, those dogs are my favorite breed. No contest.
During the program's talk about the breed, they discussed how a Springer is being used in a suburb in Ontario somewhere for harassing geese from public parks and golf courses. It was fabulous. They showed tape of that Springer running all over the place to chase off geese, swimming after 'em, flushing those honkers to somewhere else.
Darby isn't a Springer. She's half beagle and half either Black Lab or German Shepherd, but she has a hatred for birds like that dog in the show. She protects the backyard from any bird landing on the ground. She don't play.
Since I've been taping Looney Toons on Cartoon Network for our viewing pleasure, I've been reliving cartoons from my childhood. There are benefits to this. Today Quinn ate a whole big carrot for a snack while saying on occasion, "What's up Doc?"
But Daffy. I prefer the Duck to the Hare. In particular, I enjoy the old Daffy Duck cartoons before he started getting paired with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. In the older cartoons, he was more of trickster figure and perhaps slightly lunatic with all the hootin' and hollerin'.
Later on, the Duck got made into a vain, cheap, and self-centered character. To a degree, he compares to the Jack Benny character Benny created for his show.
Take care clowns.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Don't Play That

As a kid I was never fond of clowns. I didn't get what was supposed to be so funny about them. They dressed like morons. And their jokes were hokey. Except for the clown car. I admit it. I liked that schtick at the circus. So clowns, you got me on that one. Well played.