A Match Made in Suburbia

I'm staying here in Coralville, a town that is presently a suburban outgrowth of Iowa City, home to strip malls and hollowness. As far as I can tell, there's no there there.

But as I got back from the hospital tonight, I considered a crude arithmetic:

• Fried Pickles + Guinness + Me = Happy

The residential hotel I'm staying is not that far from the strip mall, so I walked. 

A Buffalo Wild Wings on a Wednesday night at 11pm is not a happening place. Just FYI.

But I got to watch MLB Network to see how my fantasy team is sucking while also watching the Rockies play the Dodgers.