Writing about my soup reminds me...

of a joke I heard on a sports talk radio station out of Chicago as we drove home from Iowa over the holidays.

At his 90th birthday party, Ira Rosenbaum's friends gave him a strange gift. They had a large cake brought out in front of him, and then a naked prostitute popped out of the cake. As she climbed out, she declared, "Ira Rosenbaum, I'm going to give you super sex!"

Ira responded, "I'll take the soup."