A while ago we got a catalog from Mental Floss. They produce a magazine along with witty t-shirts. Even though I won't buy any because I think $24.99 is too expensive for a stinkin' t-shirt, I like a lot of them. Here are some of my favorites:
- Hokey Pokey Anonymous: A place to turn yourself around
- Hyperbole is the BEST thing ever!
- I avoid cliches like the plague
- Homonyms are a reel waist of thyme
- I'm no rocket surgeon
- Gravity it's time to get down
- Kinetic Energy pass it on
- Spork the other white utensil
- Lady Macbeth Hand Soap
If I'm going to buy an expensive t-shirt, I'd get something from RetroPresident, a website that is not functioning properly, unfortunately. I'd get the shirt that features Teddy Roosevelt running for President as a member of the Progressive, aka Bull Moose, Party.
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