Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Stay Positive: Decent Stand-Up

I'm not a huge fan of Louis C.K., but I liked his opening monologue when he hosted Saturday Night Live. Usually the opening monologues of SNL aren't that good, but this one is. 

For me, here are the highlights:
  • I don't have real hunger. I have first-world hunger.
  • I do think men are worse than women. 
  • 21 and you're a lock for heaven already? 
  • "I don't know who's telling people that."
  • That's a weird thing that you think you can know.
  • Where's our mother? What happened to our mom? What did he do to our mom?
  • God's a single dad. 
  • This is our weekend with dad. 
  • And for some reason this is offensive to nobody?

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