In the spring we will put our house on the market. My daughter, a well-known hater of change, informed us the other day that's she's going to "sabotage" the selling of our house. Her tentative plan is that she's going to plant all kinds of bugs throughout the house, so people won't buy it. Who knows if we'll actually sell it because a) we have to find a buyer and b) we have to find a house in the Charleston metropolitan area we like enough to move to something different. I'd like a home with either a pool, a pond, or a barn. I doubt any of those will happen, but we will not buy a new house without a basement. We saw the destruction a tornado can do when we visited Tuscaloosa last fall. I also need space for some manner of a garden, so we'll see what the market brings this spring.
The start of December marks the time when the kids and I get into high gear quoting lines from the movie A Christmas Story. We'll recite some lines from that flick from time to time throughout the year, but when December hits, it's ON, baby. Below is the scene we act out most often.
The Old Man: [angry muttering] Don't you touch that. You were always jealous of this lamp.
Mom: [feigning innocence] Jealous of a plastic lamp?The Old Man: Jealous ... jealous because I WON.
The Old Man: [angry] GET the glue.
Mom: [resolutely calm] We're OUT of glue.The Old Man: [Indecipherable angry noise] You used up all the glue ... on PURPOSE!"
In other fine media matters, new episodes of Clubhouse Confidential have started. C[C] is one of finest sports-related programs around.
And wow, what about the Doug Fister trade, huh? The Nationals appear to have done very well for what they gave up for Fister. Here's a detailed analysis of the trade from MLB Trade Rumors. And here's an acerbic analysis by Fangraphs titled "Nationals Steal Doug Fister from the Tigers."