Stay Positive: NFL Washington ???

The Washington Post is reporting that DC franchise is finally getting around to changing its name and mascot: "Washington Redskins Launch Review of Controversial Team Name."

So this situation makes me think about possible replacement names for the Redskins:

• Washington Lobbyists (That's who really pulls the shots.)
• Washington Gridlock
• Washington Confederacy of Whores
• Washington Minutemen
• Washington Senators
• Washington Homeless (The nation's capital has a large homeless population.)
• Washington Taxation without Representation (D.C. has a larger population than Wyoming and has neither representatives nor senators.)
• Washington Beauty Roses
• Washington Green (one of the greenest cities in the nation)
• Washington Cherry Blossoms
• Washington Generals (after the Harlem Globetrotters' opponent)