Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Unpopular Opinion: The Lyrics of Bon Jovi Suck

I was listening to the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame SiriusXM channel the other day, and a Bon Jovi song came on. 

I immediately turned the channel. 

Bon Jovi's lyrics are terrible. 

It's like the dude picked a bunch of cliches and patched them together. It's just bad writing. 

Take, for example, the lyrics of one of the band's biggest hits, "You Give Love a Bad Name."

Here is a list of tired cliches from that song:

  • shot through the heart
  • you're to blame
  • you give [insert noun here] a bad name
  • put me through hell
  • loaded gun
  • nowhere to run
  • damage is done
  • play my part
  • play my game
  • blood red
  • school boy's dream
I could go on and on, but I'd rather not analyze more bad lyrics. 

Listeners should demand better songwriting. 

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