This blog will host my ramblings about life. To be a bit more specific, I'll probably focus on these subjects: music, sports, food, the everyday beauty of life, and the comedy/tragedy/absurdity of our existence. That about covers it.
Wednesday, September 2, 2026
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Tomato Sauce
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Three-Bean Salad
At my son's senior night for the high school baseball team, one of the dads, who is a vegetarian, made a bean salad of sorts.
He made a huge version of it, so here's a much smaller version.
Ingredients
1 can of black beans, drained and rinsed
1 can of pinto beans, drained and rinsed
1 can of red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1/4 cup of cooked corn
1/2 cup of diced tomatoes with green chiles (or use the juice of one lime)
1/4 cup of jarred jalapeños, chopped finely
Healthy smidge of Penzey's salsa seasoning
Dash of Dan-Os seasoning
Process
It's pretty dang easy. drain and rinse the beans. Put everything into a mixing bowl and add the seasonings. One can alter this in a number of ways, such as adding bell pepper, scallions, and red onion if you like.
Monday, April 13, 2026
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Apricot Banger
Monday, March 23, 2026
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Bourbon Chicken
Tuesday, December 23, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Pie Crust
This is the pie crust recipe I use that I got from an old cookbook that was written and published by my Mom and Dad's church way back when.
Dry Ingredients
- 3 cups of all-purpose flour
- 1 1/4 cup of Crisco
- 1 teaspoon of kosher salt
- 1/2 teaspoon of baking powder
- 1 egg
- 1 teaspoon of white vinegar
- Cold water to make 3/4 liquid (including the egg and vinegar)
Wednesday, November 26, 2025
Random Notes from a Crank
In what may come as a surprise to some but not to me, Twitter implemented an "about this account" feature that revealed many of these pro-MAGA and pro-Trump accounts originate from foreign countries, such as Russia, India, and Nigeria, among others: "Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Trolls."
I quit Twitter a good while ago because it's a cesspool run by a wannabe Nazi.
But this report only shows that social media platform is even worse than assumed.
In other predictable news, the NFL team I root for, the Minnesota Vikings, is sucking.
And my fantasy football team, the Schlitzophrenics cannot catch a break. I was set to make the upper bracket of the playoffs as the third or fourth seed, but after this week, my team's situation is looking sketchy to possibly grim.
As I've done for a while now, I'm brining a turkey for Thanksgiving.
Here's my recipe: "Turkey Brine."
Tuesday, November 18, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Cheddar Cheese & Broccoli Soup
Monday, July 14, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Blue Cheese Dressing
Saturday, July 12, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Cajun Sausage and Veggies
Wednesday, June 4, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Modified Pasta alla Zozzona with Mushrooms
Monday, May 12, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Dumbed-Down Pasta alla Zozzona
Sunday, April 13, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Spicy Green Sauce
Sunday, February 2, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Spicy Ham and Cabbage Stir-Fry
The base of this recipe can be found in this recipe article (gifted) from The Washington Post.
I modified according to what had at the house. I use minced ginger from a small squeeze bottle that I got from one of my local supermarkets.
Ingredients
- 2-3 TB of avocado oil
- 1/2 head of green cabbage, thinly sliced
- 1 small sweet onion, cut thinly
- 8 oz of ham cubed
- 1 TB of minced ginger
- 1/4 cup of hoisin sauce
- 1 TB of fresh lime juice
- 1 ts of Sambal Oelek
- Salt and pepper to taste
Monday, January 27, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Comeback Sauce
I got the basics of this recipe from watching either Cooks' Country or America's Test Kitchen on my local PBS station.
It's a common sauce to pair with fried fish in the Deep South.
Ingredients
- 1/2 cup of mayo
- 1/4 cup of minced yellow or Vidalia onion
- 2 TB of avocado oil
- 2 TB of chili sauce
- 1 TB of ketchup
- 2 1/2 ts of Worcestshire sauce
- 2 1/2 ts of hot sauce (I used Alabama Sunshine)
- 1 clove of garlic, minced
- 1 ts of yellow mustard
- 1 ts of lemon juice
- 1 ts of Penzey's Justice seasoning
- 1 ts of cracked black pepper
- 1 ts of paprika
Sunday, January 26, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Black and White Bean Chicken Chili
I made a recipe tonight that I'm sure I'll try again. It's based on a recipe from The Washington Post, but what I provide here is how I modified it and how I plan to make it in the future.
Ingredients
- 2-3 TB of olive oil
- 1 medium size yellow or Vidalia onion, chopped finely
- 1 serrano pepper, chopped finely (more if you want it spicy)
- 3 cloves of garlic, minced
- 2 TB of smoked paprika
- 2 TB of ground cumin
- 2 TB Tastefully Simple Wahoo Chili seasoning
- 6 cups of low-sodium chicken stock
- 1 can of cannellini or great northern beans, drained and rinsed
- 1 can of black beans, drained and rinsed
- 1 lb. of chicken breasts or boneless thighs, cooked in a slow cooker and shredded
- 2 4 oz. cans of diced green chili peppers
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 1-2 TB of Penzey's Justice seasoning
Sunday, January 19, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Slow Cooker Creamy Buffalo Chicken
I've made versions of this dish before, but I put a wrinkle into it (marinating the chicken in pickle brine) that made me like it even more.
Ingredients
- 1 cup of pickle juice/brine
- 3 chicken breasts, sliced in half lengthways
- 1 12oz. bottle of Frank's Red Hot Wings Buffalo sauce
- 1/2 to a full block of cream cheese
- 1 TB of Penzey's Justice seasoning
Monday, January 13, 2025
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Ranch Dressing
Mrs. Nasty doesn't like buttermilk ranch dressing. If I use ranch dressing, I prefer it to be buttermilk ranch, but for the purpose of making a ranch dressing from scratch without buttermilk and without all the chemicals, I happened upon this recipe by chance.
I tape episodes of Cook's Country from America's Test Kitchen, the cooking show you can find on your local PBS station. The most recent episode I watched had a recipe for fried cheese curds with ranch dressing.
That's the base for this recipe, which I tweaked a little bit.
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons of fresh chives, chopped finely
- 2 tablespoons of fresh cilantro, chopped finely
- 1 1/2 tablespoons of fresh dill, chopped finely
- 1/4 cup of milk
- 1/3 cup of mayo
- 3 tablespoons of sour cream
- 1 small clove of garlic, minced
- 1 teaspoon of white wine vinegar
- 1/2 teaspoon of Penzey's roasted garlic
- Pinch of cayenne pepper
- Salt and pepper to taste
Monday, December 30, 2024
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Slow Cooker Cubed Steak with Mushroom Gravy and Mashed Potatoes
This is my third version of this recipe, and I think I got it to exactly the way I like it. There was a recipe in 2022 and another in 2017.
So here goes. I liked using the cream of mushroom soup better.
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Fumbling Toward Culinary Talent: Turkey Brine
Over the past few years, I have brined turkey before roasting it.
Here's the recipe I've used. I use an old baseball bucket with lid to brine the turkey and keep it out in the garage since it's cold in late November around these parts.
Ingredients
5 bay leaves
A healthy smidge of peppercorns
5 garlic cloves
1 small onion chopped roughly
1 1/2 cups of kosher salt
1 cup of light brown sugar
5 quarts of water
Process
I put one quart of water in a pot and dump the brown sugar and salt into it. Heat the water to melt the sugar and water. Let it set for a while and then add the water into the bucket and the other water into the bucket. Place the turkey into the bucket and seal with lid.
Brine it from anywhere from 12 to 24 hours.